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Friday, March 18, 2016

Such Wonderful Minds



Interesting fact. If "Google" was born today in India, it would not qualify as a "startup" as per the definition put out by the Govt. of India, hence, would not be eligible for any benefits on offer. Where did I pick this up? From an entrepreneur at the "Impact Investment Forum", an event organised by an international (foreign) bank, interested in doing its bit as a catalyst to promote social entrepreneurship, and in turn "Make India (a) Better" place for the majority of its population that still lives in conditions far worse than much of the third world. The intent of this Bank is serious. This was the second time in 3 years for hosting such an event and educate its clients on this concept of engaging in "philanthropic investing" rather than old school charity.

There are many who believe that the Prime Minister's pet project "Make in India" has to transform into "Make in Rural India" if it has the intent of uplifting the overall quality of life of more than 70% of the nation's 1.2 billion population. It is only then that this Country would possibly see the ill effects of over urbanisation recede if not reverse. While this may be a topic of a fantastic debate, I am not going to be hired by the GOI as an advisor anytime soon, so let me tell you about some "Wonderful Minds" that I had the pleasure of hearing at the event, and how they in their own little way intend to make a massive impact on our society.

First up was Abhishek Sen, a young Biomedical Engineer and MBBS. His internship rounds to villages less than 50 miles from Mumbai introduced him to the lack of diagnostic facilities for those who needed it the most. Not the Govt. has not provided testing centres, just that they don't function. And why don't they function? As it happens, most testing labs are equipped with state of the art expensive equipment that is procured from overseas (in foreign exchange) along with the requisite consumables. Now one of two things happens over time; equipment breaks down or supplies are exhausted (or expire). Since the equipment is generally put to use at facilities that do not conform to the "technical" requirements (meaning heat and dust) the guarantee in most cases goes void too. Then there are times when the consumables become unaffordable. Moot point is that there are several reasons why basic diagnostics become an impossibility.

Catching on to it, and wanting to do something about it, Sen & CO set up a start up in their dorm (remember Micheal DELL) to make portable testing machines that suit the needs of the Indian markets in every way, including storage of data on the cloud.  His startup "Biossense Technologies" (BT) has shed its startup status with a solid case for calling itself a true unicorn in the making. A case of "Make in India for Much of India", don't you think? While BT has had success in attracting decent capital to bring it to the point where it is now, Sen was making a pitch to the Bank's HNI clients for the next round of growth capital. His biggest worry, not being able to offer the same margins to sales and distribution channels like the big names. His blood sugar testing strips cost Rs 2 whereas his successful foreign competitors sell it for Rs 12 and more. Being a specialized product, the selling is all B2B putting the B2C e-commerce platform out of contention. He did not say it, but I suspect the medical fraternity too, especially Govt. employed doctors may be reluctant to us his equipment and consumables too for reasons obvious to every Indian. I could spell it out, but I may need to check it out with my lawyer if saying it out blatantly constitutes a violation of some kind or the other.

The consumption of oil may be down for now and the CO2 emission rate may be holding steady for the second year in a row, but Carbon pollution has had the world worried, and rightly so. The fate of humanity depends on it. For Aniruddha Sharma, it has become an opportunity to kill two birds with one stone. First, clean up the air and second make tons of money doing it. "Carbon Capture", that's what it is called. Unlike other expensive and unprofitable technologies that capture carbon and require it to be stored underground (with the possibility of recycling itself as carbon fuel over several million years), his company "Carbon Clean Solutions Ltd." has patented and tested technology looks at converting captured carbon in useable commodities now. Some as simple as the much-used baking soda. Maybe the Prime Minister could be persuaded by him to expand his second per project of "Swacch Bharat" (Clean India) to "Swacch Duniya" (Clean World). India is a signatory to a global agreement on reducing carbon emissions and this may just be the medicine that the doctor ordered.

Yes carbon extraction is a great idea, but how about doing something that re-oxygenates the planet, controls soil erosion, betters farmland productivity, cleans up water and also provides livelihood to the rural community? Debopam (Dave) Mukherjee, a serial technology to entrepreneur turn agrologist wants to do with cooperative bamboo farming. His Artison Agrotech Pvt. Ltd. has engaged a young team with agro background to educate farmers and village communities of the advantages of growing bamboo as an economic and social benefactor, while Artison following the "AMUL" dairy federation model commits to set up the technological and green infrastructure required, buy the raw and finished products and market them globally. Dr. Kurien has a worthy successor in him. His team announced that it had already engaged more than 50,000farmers in its network and were working towards a target of close to 2 million in the next couple of years.

Agrotech companies, especially those involved in plantation have earned a bad name with investors and the regulators have come down heavy on such entities trying to raise money from investors. I have a few friends in the timber plantation business and despite having close to half a million full grown trees on some 1000 fully titled acres, and yet haven't found investors for US$ 2 to 3 million. Dave said that it was much easier for him to set up a project in Brazil where he was offered land and money from the Brazilian government to set up such a venture. But his love for his home Country brought him back from the US.Maybe Dave should sweet talk the Govt. of MP to offer him a Brazilian type deal.

He is not alone in returning back to the land of "Maa Bharat" (I have a reason for saying it like I did) and giving back to her and the people. A differentially abled young man named Shrikant Bholla (he was a speaker last year too) has fought both physical and economic challenges to not only educate himself at the best of best (MIT USA) but also create a business enterprise that has become a source of income and inspiration to several others like him. His company Aasadeep Products Pvt. Ltd. is a fusion of cottage industry with modern technology to produce disposable tableware from renewable plant material (read leaves) rather than plastics and paper. How has his journey been from the time I met him in 2014? At that time, Aasadeep had a turnover of Rs 60 million a year and it was near double that now. Good achievement, but I don't know if that was sufficient enough for Shrikant, he had targeted a 5 fold increase by now. His products are great and well priced. I would assume he could have achieved more than a 5 fold increase from exports alone. Moreover, he has been funded too.

Funding. Yes, thankfully, incubation funding does find its way to such ventures. Full credit to organizations like Villgro and Aavishkar that have helped in changing the investor mindset. But yet, the minute the tag "social" is attached it begins to get looked at like a charity case contribution. Maybe that's the reason this time around the event dropped the  "Social" tag too. It's no charity but an opportunity to build highly local scalable models with a global impact. Only a couple of large corporate houses like Godrej have actually recognized the potential of this sector and doing something to encourage entrepreneurship in this sector.

That brings me to the question, why are these entrepreneurs struggling in India for funds when there is 10,000 crores (US$ 1.5 billion apx.)  park for assisting such ventures? For this answer, go back to the start. Exactly like a journey in a Govt. office for anything.

I had to hand it to the Bank's CEO and his team for taking such great pains in putting together such an interesting event. To set the theme right, a troupe that specializes in curating folk music had been called in to entertain guests, and even the menu was unusual, a selection of recipes from tribal and rural India. There was enough food for thought and satisfy the belly out there and hopefully a satisfied person would take the point that social investing is serious business with lower risks and higher returns than that offered by several competing asset classes.

My 15-year-old son probably summed it best when I asked him what he had learned from the event. He said, "it looks like one can extract money from thin air or grow it on trees; make wealth from health or waste even. Most important, I can do something to make this world a better place." Hearing him, I knew just why even Donald Trump had to reconsider his words on India and its beautiful minds.




The government has finally defined the word ‘startup’

ADITYA BHUSHAN DWIVEDI
24 FEBRUARY 2016




Startup push: Tax holiday, 10,000-crore fund, Rs 500-crore per year credit guarantee mechanism


Here Is A Look At The Major Announcements From The Budget 2016 Speech Related To The Startup Ecosystem:





Donald Trump: Indian students shouldn’t be kicked out of US - See more at: http://indianexpress.com/article/world/world-news/donald-trump-india-students-visa-us/#sthash.wDIxA58p.dpuf


How Saji Thomas, a deaf-mute, built an aircraft with just Rs 14 lakh


Social business incubator Villgro launches Menterra social impact fund

Shonali Advani, ET Bureau Jan 19, 2016, 04.00AM IST

No rise in CO2 emissions globally for 2nd year in a row

Updated: October 3, 2015 22:18 IST

India will cut carbon emissions: Javadekar



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Thursday, March 10, 2016

Go on a long early vacation.

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There is a great possibility that Mr. Trump may be the next President of the United States, and going by his public views on aliens (not the extraterrestrial ones, but ones that reside on Planet Earth excluding the United States of America and its colonies) one has to be very careful about what one says about him on social media. Your visa to enter the USA may depend on it. Well being denied a visa or asylum is one thing, but to be charged with sedition in your own Country is another. I guess no one knows what amounts to sedition in India nowadays.

I thought it only happened in India, but the US Republican party seems to be getting there too. It is now busy trying to discredit its prime candidate in the running. Yes, Mr. Donald Trump.  You may recall, several big names in the BJP had opposed Mr. Modi's name as its candidate for Prime Minister. Mr. Modi was opposed for his record of deeds as the Chief Minister of Gujarat and Mr. Trump for the deeds he is about to unleash once he makes it to person No. 1. But, in both cases, the people bought the respective ideologies of the two Men.

My credibility as an "Econologer" (Economic - Astrologer) is at stake. A couple of weeks back I had predicted that it will be a Sanders vs Trump fight in November. While Trump is trouncing his opponents, Mr. Sanders is facing a hard time from Ms. Clinton, like all men do. I wonder if she would give Trump a tough fight in the elections were she his opponent. It's no more a question of who will make a better President, but who is the lesser of two evils. The American population must truly be saying "God Save America" 'cause there is no one else who will.

Closer to home, Indians are praying too. The supposedly insignificant opposition is giving the supposed "Goliath" with a supposed chest of 56" a very hard time. Rahul Gandhi, under the supervision of his very intelligent mother, has trumped up enough support, even from his Party's detractors, to block the PM and his merry men from doing any form of business in the Parliament. At most times, it feels like the PM is running with a minority mandate with his Party being on the defensive on every issue, be it crucial or irrelevant for the health and happiness of India.  It has reached a point where the opposition is taking credit for every good thing being done by the Government, as without the approval of the opposition, even that would not be possible. With 5 major Indian States holding elections in a couple of months, it is all but certain for now that Mr. Modi's party will not win any of them, making the opposition even stronger and more vicious in its attack on the Government. So, while God can save America in November, She may as well save India for now.

Now, what happened to the Mumbai stock market (BSE)? It looks like it needs some saving too. A week or so back, it took off like a rocket post budget. It's a different matter that it crashed like one too before it. I thought that the steady climb of oil, gold, rupee, and the Finance Minister's sweetening the deal for the salaried middle class would augur well for the market and give its rocket engines some well-needed boost. But, it seems to have run out of fuel and appears to have morphed into a ship in a stormy sea. Could it because Mr. King who fished a whole lot of money from the banks flew away to live his good times elsewhere?

My banker friends say it is profit taking so not to worry. It could well be true. After all, the financial year ends in India on 31st March and fund houses would be eager to award bonuses to the managers.   Yeah! They need to buy their flashy cars before the post budget prices kick in.

Looks like there is no real good reason for it to go up or down other than screwing the retail investors it seems. Based on no real good reasons, here are some predictions for the BSE:

21st March 2016 on - Markets will pick up on ECB interest rate cuts, no Fed rate hike and a possible RBI rate cut announcement.
April 2016 - Markets will go up - told you, no real reason applies other than giving retail investors hope.
May 2016 - Markets will go down on State elections and possible BREXIT.
June 2016 - Markets will go down further on the possibility of bad monsoons, Fed rate hike scare, bad Q1 corporate results and US Presidential candidates finalization.
July 2016 - Markets will consolidate.
August 2016 - Markets will improve further on the passing of GST in the monsoon session. Mr. Modi may get his 92 seats even if he looses all 5 States.
September 2016 - Markets will go up even further depending on the noise in the US and better Q2 results.
October 2016 - Markets will go choppy for US elections.
November 2016 -  Markets will correct downwards irrespective who gets elected.
December 2016 - FII managers start an early Christmas vacation.

I may be totally wrong, but this year is not looking too bright for any gains in equities. It's not just the issues in the US or India, but the entire globe going through a fair amount of pain. I did not call it a SNAFU year for nothing.

Well I may as well go on a long holiday, which I intend to. The "King of Good Times" is also doing that I suppose.

Would you read my book if I wrote one?







Hillary Clinton v Donald Trump: the looming battle for the soul of America

Saturday 5 March 201614.51 GMTLast modified on Sunday 6 March 201600.42 GMT

POLITICS | 11:40 PM IST SEP 12, 2013

BJP to name Modi as PM candidate despite Sushma, Advani's opposition

Sources say both Advani and Sushma will attend the Parliamentary Board meeting and speak out against Modi.
Bhupendra Chaubey , CNN-IBNbhupendrachaube

US election 2016: US Republicans express Donald Trump fears





  • 2 March 2016
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  • From the sectionUS Election 2016

U.S. to Further Scour Social Media Use of Visa and Asylum Seekers

By RON NIXONFEB. 23, 2016












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Sunday, March 6, 2016

The Grand and Affordable Home



I picked up my morning laxative thrown at my door in a shape and form called the newspaper. It's become more of a news magazine now, with the number of full page ads that cover the news cover page. Most of the "stare in your face" ads happen to be real estate related. Why shouldn't it be? After all, the company that publishes the newspaper barters its fourth estate for real-estate. Maybe here is a great model for me to barter my services for a dream house that I am yearning for.

Normally, I just skip the "best in the world" development ads put out by leading developers. Truth in advertising is not a strictly followed guideline and plastering stock photos of fabulous houses with pretty people are quite common to snare eyeballs. The apartment that I want honestly does not exist. Either the size is wrong, or the location, or the price, or the developer, or one of the many variables that come in the way of my "buy" decision.

Today was different though. The ad was eye catching. It read

"Luxury Affordable Homes
South Mumbai. 
Majestic lobby with cafe and concierge services
Fabulous sea facing apartments. 
Clubhouse and pool.
Parking included.
Designed by world famous architect. 
Developed by India's best.

Fully Furnished Grand Studios starting from 49 Lakhs. 
Possession guaranteed in 2018.
Project approved and construction in full swing
Full cheque payment.
No floor rise escalation.  
Tailor made financing schemes possible. 
Approved by leading banks. 
Once in a lifetime opportunity 
No calls please. 
Visit site office for a presentation, 
every hour from 10 am to 4 pm only." 

The ad had no developer name, no fancy pictures, no phone number, just a site address.

I am a firm believer that when something is too good to be true, it surely is. There had to be a catch somewhere. No asterisk with "terms & conditions apply".  But, the location checked out, so who knows, the rest would too. Sunday is my catch up on sleep day. But, I was left with no choice. I had to check it out. The advertiser was clever. the ad would attract a billion calls that no call centre would be able to handle. Making a trip was a sure sign of seriousness. With the High Court ban on further construction for some time, who knows when an opportunity like it would knock again?

What I had read surely fell in the realm of desire. Such a place had been on my wishlist for years. Perfect investment for the present, perfect retirement place for the future. Once kids are no longer kids, but well-settled adults, then all that one needs is a small and wonderful space.

Thank you Mr. Finance Minister for pushing developers to build such homes. Maybe the tax-free status will help in bringing down artificially inflated prices of buildings all over. Well, such is my hope.

I reached the site. As expected, there was a line to get in. Security at the gate was polite but strict. The guard searched me like I was entering an airport. I was told to deposit my cell phone in a locker. 'No recording or photography allowed Sir'. I would normally have freaked, but, with some 50 people up front doing the same, I was sure this was no exercise in some mass abduction. I was led to the reception where I was given a "visitor" badge, after filling in a detailed information form. Then I was escorted to a very nicely made up seminar room for the presentation. Hot and cold beverages, snacks, the works at the buffet counter. It reminded me of some of the time share presentations I had visited. there were several young lads and ladies dressed in business attire and one of them was asked to attend to me.

'You are a smart man Sir. This is a deal of a lifetime. You better secure your unit before they are all sold. You can see, the demand is much greater than the supply.' said the rep. He had that used car salesman smile on his face.

'I am here to close, so let's get started. Your ad said construction in full swing, I don't see any construction going on,' I said.

'What Sir? How can you say that? The room you are sitting in has been constructed, right? It is part of the common area where the cafe and club will come up. The building will come up next door. It may look like a temporary structure to you, which it is. Of course, this will be all be demolished, but rest assured, as per law, the construction has begun.'

Maybe this is how it works. So I let it be.

'Okay Sir, tell me how many unit would you like? We need you to sign up for at least three.'

'Three? But, I just need one. Why two? how big is each apartment.' I wasn't liking the way this discussion had commenced.

'Sir, can I get you some refreshments?'  My look told him that I was not interested. 'Each apartment is 30 m2 in area. We need you to sign up for at least three, so as to merge them and provide you with a decent size Grand Studio apartment.'

'Excuse me,' I interrupted. 'Why do you need three units to make one apartment?'

'Ha ha ha! Don't joke Sir. How can anything "Grand" be made in 30 m2?' He asked with a mock laugh.

'I think 30m2 of carpet area is sufficient for a reasonably well laid out Studio. If you have a world famous designer, I am sure he or she must have worked with these sizes.'

'Who sells anything on carpet area in Mumbai? Sorry, I stand corrected, in India Sir. The carpet area of each unit is about 12.0 m2

I did some mental math. 36 m2 at some Rs. 147 lakhs (14.7 million) was still not a bad deal for the location. It was nearly half the price prevailing in the area, and this one came fully furnished. Now that's a big plus.   'So, you saying I have to buy 3 units for 147 lakhs to amalgamate into one Grand Studio.  Right? But, don't you guys have to sell only one apartment per family to claim tax benefits? This will qualify for 3 or have I got it wrong?'

'You are both right and wrong. I will tell you, but please tell me you are not working with the IT Sir, are you?'

'What has where I work got to do anything with this transaction?' He looked at my form and his eyes stopped at "OCCUPATION".

'First, good that you don't work for Income Tax dept., else I would have had to stop our discussion. Second, we are not selling them to you, but leasing them for 20 years. So technically, we are not violating any rule,' he said with a smile.

'Then that defeats the very purpose of tax shelter, right?'

So clever you are Sir.' His smile even wider now. 'Don't worry, each unit is being sold to a person. No one person or any of his family being sold more than one unit in this building. You see, we are simply building this on a former slum, and each slumdog buying is being offered an income in perpetuity on a buy and lease back arrangement. in any event, that's what all SRA projects end up as. The real owner never occupies the flat. goes and lives in a slum somewhere else using the rent earned to pay rent elsewhere. Below the tax radar. so "sab kuch chalta hai". All legal Sir.'

'Wow! so this is really an upmarket SRA project. I am sure you guys must have thought of ways to write up an iron clad agreement.'

He nodded sheepishly.  'From the best of best Sir, no compromise.'

'Now that I know it's a 20-year lease, what exactly is the 147 lakhs I pay going towards? And, what happens after 20 years?'

'Deposit and advance rent. Now HRA benefits have increased too so good for you. If you want to know how, please consult a Tax professional. My knowledge is limited. After 20 years, who knows what the law is, or who is alive or dead. In any case, you are in adverse possession.'

'That's a lot of risks you are asking me to carry my friend.'

'How do you suppose you are getting an apartment so cheap at this location my friend?'

Fair point I suppose. 'Please show me the layout plan and tell me which apartments have the best view.'

'Good decision Sir. All apartments either face the harbour on the east the sea on the west. It's very hard to guarantee views in Mumbai as no one can say what will comes up when. As of now, no worries. Parking up to 20 floors. Apartments all above that. Any other questions Sir?'

'Yes several. What about parking, club use, designer, developer...?

'Oh yes Sir. Parking is guaranteed... there is a small charge of Rs. 5,000 per month. Club charges Rs 10,000 per month as maintanence in addition to pay per use fees. Maintenance, security, conceirge and administration fee Rs. 25,000 per month. Municipal taxes on actual. Sub-sub leasing fee, in case you too are leasing it to someone... Rs. 25,000 per month, and of course the furniture and fitting deposit of Rs 50 Lakhs, and...'

I cut him. 'That's fine. Thank you. Maybe this is not fore me.' The designer and developer became inconsequential, as did my dream to own an affordable luxury home in this City.  

Why is it that in the game between the authorities and developers, the latter somehow always comes out ahead?



Mar 06 2016 : The Times of India (Mumbai)
Tax sop for affordable housing may end up enriching builders
Nauzer Bharucha
Mumbai


BMC could challenge HC ban on new constructions

Richa Pinto | TNN | Mar 1, 2016, 10.56 PM IST

Mar 06 2016 : The Times of India (Mumbai)

Realty bill may be reality soon

New Delhi:
TIMES NEWS NETWORK



Mumbai: MHADA goes the builder way, sells on built-up area

By Varun Singh |Posted 14-Apr-2015
- See more at: http://www.mid-day.com/articles/mumbai-mhada-goes-the-builder-way-sells-on-built-up-area/16135194#sthash.C8qvKk4Y.dpuf


Maharashtra government tweaks housing norm

Builders no longer need to construct EWS, LIG homes in most projects now.

Written by Sandeep A Ashar 
MumbaiPublished:May 29, 2015, 1:03
- See more at: http://indianexpress.com/article/cities/mumbai/maharashtra-government-tweaks-housing-norm/#sthash.Yxv2ejsn.dpuf



20% of large plots must be used to build tenements for poor: Bombay High Court


The Bombay high court on Thursday upheld a government notification of November 2013 in a decision that will benefit the poor in terms of housing. The notification states that while developing a plot measuring 4,000 sqm or more, 20 per cent of it should be used to construct tenements for the economically weaker sections (EWS)/ low income groups (LIG). URVI MAHAJANI | Fri, 6 Feb 2015-06:05am , dna


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Friday, March 4, 2016

"Jest" another Budget - Grooming a fair and lovely Nation

Warning: People with a bad sense of humour and poor understanding are advised to stop right here and leave. 

'Namaste and welcome all of you. Good of you all to come over for a healthy session of "chai pe charcha". Sorry, no green black white or any foreign tea, just the world famous Assam, Darjeeling and Orange Pekoe from India,' said the Supreme Leader. All those who walked in had a smile on their face.

'Your speech today was superb. What a fitting reply to that Mickey Mouse trying to play with you, our "Babbar-sher's" tail. Even my fiery and dramatic speech was bland and lustreless in comparison to yours,' said the Minister who once ruled on television.

'Dear Holy Basil in Hindi, you are being too kind. Your speech was a fine example of how each of my cabinet members should defend our team. Yes, you did get carried away offering the opposition members your head and challenging them to state your caste. Trust me, if your last name was "Karachiwalla" even our supreme council would have had a hard time accommodating you in the Party itself, leave alone offering you a ticket. Such melodrama works in a TV serial and not before a live audience that is clever enough to roast you alive. Never mind, mistakes do happen and we will groom you in the fine art of acting in politics. Not as easy as you think, mind it. That's why I have been requesting everyone that let me and few other experienced team members do the talking. But everyone wants to be on TV and offer sound bytes,' said the Supreme Leader with a smile of a sage on his face.

'Anyway, I think I gave the mother and son a piece of their own "Pushton ki Baat". Now they will have to do more studies to figure out what's really my "Mann ki Baat" before coming over to disrupt Parliament sessions. Areee! Is it correct what I have heard? That Kapil Sharma, Vir Das and AIB want slots on Loksabha channel? Please tell them to invite that boy and not me on their shows. He is a natural. Wonder who he got his whacky sense of humour from?'

'Forget all this "Parliamentbaazi". PC, I am so very proud of you. I am so happy that the rupee and markets have reacted so positively to your Budget speech. It feels like I have cleared my own Board exams. At last, the Country believes that we shall have the "acche din" that we promised,' the Supreme Leader said with a smile.

'Err! I am not PC. He was the ex-FM. I am...'

'But Of course, I know who you are,' the Supreme Leader interrupted. 'By PC, I meant my Personal Consultant. Just to be clear, you all know my present Chief Consultant will always be the one who is. Yes, I understand your confusion over PC. Everyone thought your speech was written by that PC or that PM, no not MMS but the one appointed as the figurehead of this Country, and don't ask me why. But back to the point, the strategy worked. The opposition had no chance of skewering us because we gave it exactly what they would like to hear from their own team members. We did not give them a chance to call us the "Suit boot ki Sarkar" or anti "Jai Jawan Jai Kissan" or uncaring of the "aam aadmi" or whoever that will matter to us in 2019. All our plans are based on us being around in power for at least 10 years so it is important that we keep that objective in our minds at all times. Is that clear? '

Nods from all.

'All credit to you, Sirji. It must be a new record of some kind, killing a dozen or more birds with one stone. Even Rajni would find it difficult if not impossible achieving this feat:

First, you allowed me to put the opposition on the back foot by instructing me to promote schemes started by it. What an idea Sirji to fox the opposition completely. You publicly criticise  MNGERA as a failure and then allow me to fund it as a magnanimous gesture to me as I believe in it too.'

'PC, you heard my speech. It is a good scheme that had gone bad. I am sure all our efforts will revive it. Go on.'

'Thank you Sirji. Second and third, you instructed me to gift tonnes of benefits to both the "Babus" and "Badmashes" with generous allowances to the former and billions in road contracts to the latter. Now they cannot complain that they are not in for real "Acche Din". Am I right?'

'Yes, these two evils need to be kept happy if we want our work done,' the leader responded leaving all in the room guessing at what he really meant.

'Going forward. Fourth and fifth,  generosity to the farmer and common man. The farmer will be too busy figuring out how to claim his subsidies to contemplate suicide and the common man on how to claim his tax breaks to get involved in street politics. Both don't realise that we are giving them back what we have taken from them through the additional cess being levied on whatever they consume. It's a smart way of potty training them to pay taxes which otherwise they don't. Indirect taxes are the only way out even though the other sections of Society hate us for it now. I hope the middle-class tax payers don't start asking us for some kind of reservation now.'

'Ha ha ha PC. Reservations "se yaad aaya", ever since these startups have made train bus and plane reservations simple this Country is facing withdrawal symptoms of some kind to be asking for one form of preservation or the other.'

'Cough! Cough! Sixth, the Jawans are happy that we have finally given them "OROP". They truly deserve it and we are lucky that low oil prices are allowing us to create a fund for it.

Seventh, the foreigners wanting to invest in our great Country are happy that we are ready to forgive and forget the past abuse of our laws. We also gave them reasons to believe that in years to come, the taxes affecting them will drop lower and lower. Now the world will hear the roar of our  "Make in India Babbar -Sher".

Eight, the super rich are bloody happy that you have provided them with a window of opportunity to apply... He! He! He! fair and lovely cream to their black money with a minimal penalty and no punitive action from our side. The problem is what do we do with the "King of Great Times"? The banks are calling for his arrest, and if that happens, the people and opposition may soon ask for other such big defaulters to join the "Rich Boys Club" in Tihar. Should we make an example of him?'

Not getting any response, continued 'nine, the markets are delighted that despite all the generosity to the deserving and undeserving, we will still keep the deficit and inflation numbers in check while maintaining the GDP to a near 8% number. It will put my namesake at the Central Bank at ease to reduce interest rates and give a botox boost to the debt markets. The guy has forced the public sector banks to come clean thereby allowing the banks to reclassify non-recognizable capital towards recapitalization. He is truly a "Lambi race ka Ghoda", just like me. Now, how do I convince him that the deficit will be kept in check without resorting to complicated math and bookkeeping?

Ten, even the Real Estate guys should be smiling now that the DDT tangle on REITs has been sorted. I just hope they make truly affordable houses and not indulge in finding ways and means to be creative in selling flats by the room to keep below the 30-60 radar and misuse the provisions.

Eleven, we made sure that the entrepreneurs and professionals in the middle class are kept happy with really great new provisions in the tax laws. These guys will certainly vote for us in the next elections.

Finally, Twelve, you allowed me to let loose the lizard's tail on that inconsequential salaried middle-class bunch of taxpayers.  They are perpetually unhappy with anything we do for them and keep criticising and slamming us on social media. So we let them do their bit and reverse a few bitter pills to hand them a hollow victory to please them. Don't they understand that we have no choice in the matter if this Nation has to be put on the right rails? In years to come they will enjoy clean energy cars to be driven on world class roads, air connectivity anywhere in the Country, better ports, better.....  '

The Supreme leader had dozed off just like many had when the budget speech was delivered. He had a smile on his face like that of a child having a sweet dream after hearing a beautiful fairy tale, one dear to his own "mann ki baat" and his own "acche din".


Disclaimer:  The story, all names, characters, and incidents stated in this blog are fictitious though inspired by real events. No identification with actual persons, places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.

My personal view. It's actually a great budget but with too many grey areas for misuse. It's a budget of many wills:

Will the poor farmer really get the promised subsidy? 

Will the builders abuse the "tax-free" privilege for building small affordable homes by what is called "creative selling"?

Will the infrastructure contracts be awarded to the best or become a money making syphoning exercise?

Will the government be able to contain the deficit and inflation - especially food inflation that has gone through the roof? 

Will the bureaucracy function better and become less corrupt with the largeness shown? Corruption has gone up not down even in the BJP run States. 

On the other hand, where there is a will there is always a way, even to groom this Nation into a fair and lovely one.    




Some interesting articles:

PM Narendra Modi Quotes Nehru, Indira, Rajiv To Target Gandhis In Parliament

You are not defending the flag when you frighten your own people into silence: Rahul Gandhi in Lok Sabha

Congress vice-president Rahul Gandhi targeted the government on a range of issues — from JNU to Rohith Vemula, black money to foreign policy. Excerpts from his speech in Lok Sabha:

- See more at: http://indianexpress.com/article/india/india-news-india/modis-black-money-amnesty-is-fair-lovely-scheme-rahul-gandhi-in-lok-sabha/#sthash.4obgco0K.dpuf

Mar 03, 2016 at 11:10
This Is How BJP’s Top Leaders Responded To Rahul Gandhi’s Fiery Speech In Lok Sabha
by
SW Staff
Budget 2016: Babus' allowances balloon, match amount of total salaries 

Read more at:
http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/articleshow/51220918.cms?utm_source=contentofinterest&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=cppst


Is there a road repair contractors’ cartel, Maharashtra Lokayukta asks municipal commissioner

Shibu Thomas & Richa Pinto | Mar 3, 2016, 01.09 AM IST



'My name is Smriti Irani. I challenge you to tell me my caste ...

timesofindia.indiatimes.com › India
Feb 24, 2016 - HRD minister Smriti Irani came out all guns blazing in parliament and led what many felt was a spirited attack against opposition in the Parliament - primarily over the issue of Rohith Vemula suicide and the recent row ... I challenge you to ask mycaste. .... Time she reads publications of fellow Zoroastrians.


Jaitley sticks to fiscal roadmap, FY’17 deficit at 3.5%




This is what Budget 2016-17 offered to the real estate sector

Deduction for rent payers raised from Rs 20,000 to Rs 60,000 to benefit those living in rented houses











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